sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

(Source: frnkoreo, via pizza)

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

(via fake-mermaid)

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

(via pizza)

I’m in the “I’ve never seen an episode of Breaking Bad” club. 

(Source: countingmyfeathers, via fake-mermaid)

guy:

me trying to get homework done

guy:

me trying to get homework done

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via pizza)

dangocake:

what my cat does to me:D 

dangocake:

what my cat does to me:D 

fucking-femtastic:

twsnyderman:

sosa-parks:

When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

Is this true ladies?

this is 100% true

(via pizza)

anogoodrabblerouser:

The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

(via pizza)

bitch2007:

what happens when you park illegally

bitch2007:

what happens when you park illegally

(via pizza)

bellinitini:

dont even look at me unless you look like this

bellinitini:

dont even look at me unless you look like this

(via fake-mermaid)