teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: xylemphone, via fake-mermaid)

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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